Frank ZappaIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
About This Quote
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. is commonly used as a joke and is actually a very good one. The truth is that people with degrees end up getting laid more often than those without them.
That doesn’t mean that going to college isn’t worth it though. People with a degree can make more money and can even make their way onto the corporate ladder faster. However, if neither of those things factor into your life, don’t worry about it too much.
Some Similar Quotes
- I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
- Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
- Don't go looking for boys in the dark They will say pretty things thenleave you with scars. Do go looking for boys in the park For that is where the true gentlemen are.
- It's easy to look back and see it, and it's easy to give the advice. But the sad fact is, most people don't look beneath the surface until it's too late.
- It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.